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ALL AVAILABLE FELTIES ARE READY TO SHIP. ONCE ITEMS SELL OUT, THEY WILL NOT BE RESTOCKED FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. Be sure to grab your favorites while they're still available!

Collection: Puns, Sass & Sarcasm Felties

Not My Coop, Not My Poop

Not My Coop, Not My Poop

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Not in The Moo-d

Not in The Moo-d

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Coffee Snob

Coffee Snob

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It’s Tuesday Somewhere

It’s Tuesday Somewhere

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Every Now & Then I Fall Apart

Every Now & Then I Fall Apart

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My Neck, My Back, My Anxiety Attack

My Neck, My Back, My Anxiety Attack

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Emergency Department - Being Worst Makes You First

Emergency Department - Being Worst Makes You First

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I Don’t Cook, But I Like To Stir The Pot

I Don’t Cook, But I Like To Stir The Pot

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I Found This Humerus

I Found This Humerus

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Cleaning is My Cardio

Cleaning is My Cardio

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Couch Potato

Couch Potato

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You Will Be Short Staffed

You Will Be Short Staffed

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Pot Head

Pot Head

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If You Ain’t Crocin, You Ain’t Rockin

If You Ain’t Crocin, You Ain’t Rockin

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The Party Don’t Start Till I Croc In

The Party Don’t Start Till I Croc In

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I Don’t Have Ducks or a Row

I Don’t Have Ducks or a Row

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Sarcasm is My Love Language

Sarcasm is My Love Language

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What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates & Tries Again

What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates & Tries Again

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Stay Trashy

Stay Trashy

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My Headache Only Responds To Tylenol - Said No ER Patient Ever

My Headache Only Responds To Tylenol - Said No ER Patient Ever

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